Fiona Faith Ross

My stories in Twisted: Ghosts of Christmas are Roasted

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Fiona is an award-winning screenwriter and fiction writer. She focuses on themes of family relationships and misunderstandings in various genres, mainly Dramedy and Supernatural Fantasy.


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Lopped, Chopped and Roasted

Classic Horror fans may recall a moment in Bram Stoker's DRACULA, when Van Helsing lops off vampire Lucy's head, CUTS TO him slicing a bloody joint of roast beef on a tavern table. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Gary Oldman and Winona Ryder, it's one of the best ever moments in movie horror that explores aspects of flesh – raw or cooked, ripped or shredded, bloody or drained.  As sentient flesh ourselves, naturally we're sensitive to these kinds of connections.

 

Don't Look Now

 

You'll have your own motives for reading or writing Horror. Universally shared reasons include awareness of our own fragile mortality, and ultimately, fear that we might have to confront the predator. We are hard-wired to weigh the odds of our survival. Also, we're fascinated. We don't want to look, but we can't resist.  This is how Stephen King draws us in. Often, he shows us what a character sees before we (through the character's eyes) understand it.

 

I Can't Unsee That

 

So Horror, better to live it vicariously through various media than to experience it directly and come out worse for wear, or not at all. It's an opportunity for us to process stuff, and most writers have a specific personal incentive for writing a horror story. That connection between the images of Lucy's bloody rolling head (Mina's best friend, a character we'd bonded with earlier in the story) and the oozing roast beef has stayed with me for years.

 

It's Personal

 

In the Notes For Writers on the Twisted50 site, the editorial team encourages writers to dig deeper in themselves to produce more than one story. They say, "We learned in past books that most writers have a ‘second’ and more personal story that is usually better." I actually entered three. Follow the advice and start writing, they advixe. I find my best work comes from contests like these, prompts and writing to a brief. Make it personal. We can all relate to your problem, and in that way, the personal becomes the universal.

 

The Knee-Bone is connected to the...

 

How did Roasted come about?  I have a thing about organic joints, see? Bone connected by gristle and sinew, and fed by blood, especially thigh joints. Roast meats - turkey, chicken, lamb. A joint of lamb. Think about it. Euuw. It doesn't help that I recently had hip replacement surgery. This is the posh name for a procedure whereby the surgeon relines the socket in your hipbone (to replace worn cartilage) and drives a post topped by a new ball joint into your femur. To do that, they have to pull your leg off and... Well, never mind, you can look it up on YouTube. Thank god for modern anesthesia. Although my hip is now fixed and mercifully pain-free, every time I see an exposed knuckle of roast bird (cooked or raw, ugh), I can't help making these associations. I'm obsessed with it.

 

Why my obsession?

 

Let's dig deeper. It's because emotionally I want to be vegetarian, and I'm ambivalent about roast meat. Like poor Simon in the story, however beautifully the turkey is dressed when it shows up for dinner, I can't help thinking about... you fill in the gaps. But add omigod gravy, and I can't give it up either. When I started this story I knew it would be about Simon's obsession with raw meat, thighs and joints, for all my wrong reasons, and my inability to shake the memory of Francis Ford Coppola's shots. A picture (or two) is worth a thousand words, by coincidence, our limit for this anthology.  Coppola knew exactly what he was doing, and I knew one day I would have to work out my visceral (ha) reaction to it on the page.

 

Sorry if I put people off their Christmas dinner. #sorrynotsorry

 

Fiona Faith Ross

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Announcing The Successfully Selected Writers and Stories for Twisted: Ghosts of Christmas

As ever, debate among the judges was heated, but we finally arrived at a list!

Please do leave a comment on this post, and if you are not on the list, keep going, it’s an insane job to judge art. We may also sneak some bonus stories into the eBook too!

I will be in touch soon about when to buy copies of the book so that we can co-ordinate getting on the Amazon Best Seller list.

OK.. the tension mounts… So drum roll please… The successful writers and stories are…

  • Maxine Lennon and Persimmity Glue
  • Lawrence Morgan and Vincent Van Gogh's Ear
  • Josh Shevill and Antlers
  • Andrew Perry and The Gifts of Christmas Past
  • Kurt Fried and Today's Treat
  • Mark Walker and Isabella
  • Ricardo Bravo and Do You Believe in Santa?
  • Helen Bang and The Chorister
  • Suzanne Fox and He Moves in the Night
  • Chris Jeal and Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Stuffing
  • Emma Pullar and Awake
  • Toby Norways and A Dog is for Life, not just for Christmas
  • Sherice Griffiths and Jinx
  • Paul Shearer and Family Christmas
  • Fiona Faith Ross and Roasted
  • Jamie Shearing and Just for Christmas
  • Rose Banks and Needles
  • Tim Coleman and The Weeping Widow
  • John Suriano and ComicCon Christmas
  • Claire Rye and Oh! Christmas Tree
  • Suzie Grogan and Life at Christmas
  • Gerry Driver and Santa Sleighed
  • Aaron Nash and The E.D.P
  • Rachael Howard and The Spirit of Yule
  • Gordon Slack and No Heart

Congratulations again, if this is your first time, it never gets old. Your name is on the cover of a book and your words inside it.

 

What happens next? Contracts will be sent today and will need urgent attention. You will keep all the rights, we just need the right to publish the story in the book. I will also ask you if you can write a blog post to help engage the community - the post will go no this site. And again, we will co-ordinate when to buy books so we can hit the best sellers list.

 

Thank you also to Mark, Emma, Elinor, Lawrence and Savannah for working around the clock to make this happen.

 

OUTSTANDING! Publishing date of the 16th December now loking very certain.

 

Chris Jones
www.Twisted50.com

 

PS - Please do join the Facebook page too at https://www.facebook.com/Twisted50Book

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